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Yes, this is a blog. So far, neither pictures nor videos embellish these pages of cyberspace. I foresee such additives in our near future, for we are children of technology (i.e. flashy noisy things). For now, only words of wisdom and absolute truths shall be found here. Yes, this is a blog. We shall even embark on various quests and provide you with those elusive answers to your most thought provoking questions. For those searching for “threesomes” and got this instead - I apologize. Yes, this is a blog. But obviously if you've gotten this far reading, we've won. We've beaten porn. See – any idiot can blog.